SM OU:
Steve Angello 51-49 obii steves gonna be losing and then he'll whip out some random shit like kartana or buzzwole or and be like "o, B... this UB sweeps U, B" and win (I really crack myself up stg)
SM OU:
p2 60-40 TheThorn my dream matchup come true!!!!!!!!!!!! anyway kek nation has always been beyond cbb's power so if p2 makes a Good Team like he has a penchant for then he should be alright alright alright alright
ORAS OU: Nintendi
5-5 Axel10 will doubtless be a ten star battle
BW OU:
Tokyo Tom 51-49 Tricking a roller coaster of a game; highs, lows, twists at every corner, and above all else, vomit-inducing
DPP OU: Tamahome 48-52
Philip7086 phil is buying a house from a daydreaming realtor named thomas, who keeps dozing off. phil taps him on the shoulder. thomas snaps out of his reverie and asks "what is it? what do you need?" phil sighs. "tom, a home."
ADV OU: JabbaTheGriffin 48-52
Ojama both have a penchant for being Off-Beat these days so it could get wild pretty fast
GSC OU: McMeghan 49-51
Mr.378 ruh roh its roro--
but in the wrong gen! what will our wacky belgian comrade get up to THIS week?!
SM OU: Geemick 49-51
xtra$hine speaking of wacky, xtras ho shenanigans seem to do xtra well in the new gen (sitcom laughter)
SM OU:
ABR 66-34 PDC unclose
ORAS OU:
Blunder 55-45 reiku it is with the voracious flame of deadassity that I pronounce this game to be utterly lit and then some
BW OU: Sugarhigh 45-55
dice featuring an all-star cast of great bw pokemon! starring: gothitelle. volcarona. thundurus-therian. special guest appearance: sableye. directed by michael bay
DPP OU: Golden Sun 40-60
ToF this wouldve been an incredible game circa st7 through wcop '11. not sure how much love gs has for dp these days so I give tof the edge in a tof game xD
ADV OU: Smurf. 44-56
undisputed undis' teams have been mad surprising so I give him an edge in what's sure to be a kooky game. over/under on turns before smurfs metagross blows up: 5
GSC OU:
Idiotfrommars 60-40 Bomber when I was 6 I pronounced typhlosion as tip-low-see-on
RBY OU: MetalGr0$$ 49-51
Kevin Garett kevin is too G, lol (I keep just barely predicting against mg which is weird cause hes been a total beast this season sorry man idk what it is. honestly the need to make the pun influenced it)
SM OU:
FlamingVictini 60-40 ben gay this is the battle for flaming gay marriage. mega steelix is unreleased so fv should be ight
SM Ubers:
The Trap God 61-39 Lacus Clyne more like the imprisonment deity
ORAS OU: Chill Shadow vs Get This Money why does this feel like the battle of jay-z track titles
BW OU: LuckOverSkill 47-53
Leftiez metagross is not good, melvin. well I guess agility is "ok" but still man
DPP OU: Bad Ass
52-48 Mizuhime tommys been keeping up to date more I think but mik is good. 60% chance both teams are brutally walled by physdef gastrodon the GOAT
ADV OU:
Astamatitos 55-45 Triangles Expert Utilisation Of SkarmPert @ Protect (will be a cool 1)
GSC OU:
choolio 59-41 Mr.E aint even close tbh dodrio is about to outspeed ohko everything on poor mres team
RBY OU:
Nails 55-45 Bedschibaer starring: fire blast tauros, directed by the guys from south park (GO NAILS WOOOOOOOO FREEDOM AND LIBERTY)
SM OU:
Finchinator 51-49 Poek they seem p evenly matched in sm, finch will bring standard with 1 or 2 Neat Techs whereas poek will continue his batshit njnp-looking ass teams so uhhhh Tune In
ORAS OU: Genesis7 49-51
Atticus god bless
america canada. genesis is real good but negres came outta nowhere with a big W last week
BW OU: Ciele
50-50 SoulWind possibly the most no-nonsense bw game ever holie cow (this is exciting to me idk about those who are like "waaaah sand teams")
DPP OU:
Mael 61-39 Colchonero mael will continue to prove himself a true beast in 'p. at' žije chorvatsko
ADV OU:
dekzeh 52-48 New Breed nu-brad a rejuvenated man but dekzeh shows up and keeps toughing em out (with the beautiful nicknames I might add--Ice the regice brought a tear to my eye. it felt more heartfelt than ojamas fsr)
RBY OU: Alexander. 49-51
Peasounay italy vs.
france... france wins by a hair (should be an excellent game. hope to see expertly utilized laprases and minimal reflect bullshit)