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Upon my life, by some device or other
You villains are o'er-raught of all my money.
They say this town is full of cozenage,
As, nimble jugglers that deceive the eye,
Dark-working sorcerers that change the mind,
Soul-killing witches that deform the body,
Disguised cheaters, prating mountebanks...
A heavier task could not have been imposed
Than I to speak my griefs unspeakable:
Yet, that the world may witness that lapine's end
Was wrought by nature, not by vile offence,
I'll utter what my sorrows give me leave:
lynch lapine, whose name brings about unrest and imbalance.
Under the unreleting insistence of thy beloved host,
I come forth to brandish my opulent vocabulary,
praying to the gods that be that they deem me
worthy of not dying to their thundering wrath
in such a way that all that'd be left of me
is a withering seared rotten and disintegrated corpse.