TehPlayer

Before reading this I suggest you quickscope some scrubs on PS because this will make you cry.


Smogon.
Who uses smogon you ask?
Nerds use smogon.
Nerds?
Nerds are a candy.
Candy rymes with sandy.
Sand?
You smelt sand in a furnace in minecraft to get glass?
Do you know what else you smelt in furnaces?
That's right.
You smelt bad video games in furnaces?
Bad video games?
Call of duty.
FaZe clan plays Call of Duty.
FaZe?
There are 4 letters in FaZe.
There are 4 letters in the first 4 letters of OpTic.
Is Faze = OpTic?
Let's find out.
Pamaj was in FaZe.
What other clans was Pamaj in you ask?
That's right, OpTic.
There are 5 letters in OpTic.
There are 4 letters in FaZe.
5 + 4 = 9
You can count to 9.
Count?
Counterstrike:Global Offensive.
WarOwl makes tutorials for CS:GO.
WarOwl also talks about losing a pokémon card in his video about being scammed.
Pokémon?
Smogon is a pokémon website.
Smogon is 6 letters.
Pokémon is 7 letters.
7 - 6 = 1.
Illuminati has 1 eye.
Smogon = Illuminati confirmed!
Birthday
Jul 8, 2000 (Age: 23)
Location
SPARTAAA!!!1!!1!!1!1!
Gender
Male
Real Name
TehPlayer
Occupation
Finding the illuminati
Favorite Pokémon
Shaymin
My Characteristic
Scatters things often

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FC is 3754-8789-4106 PM me with your fc so I can add you back! Looking for the pokerus and 6iv dittos right now! Y name: TehPlayer AS name: TooMuchWater

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