Walrus WALRUS - Yeti's Anti-Pandering - Won by Oddish.

Yeti

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Granny Pie
8
Andrew W.K. - Party Hard
Breaking Bad lookin music video. The first thirty seconds were concerningly mediocre but the guitar and co seem to pick up after that and get a hyphier beat going. I've heard this somewhere now that the lyrics start but I'm not sure where... I almost think it was a cover because I don't remember them being this raspy. The mixing in this video seems off, the vocals are too low compared to that lead guitar? It feels like I have to strain to hear what he's rasping out over the instruments and in a song like this I don't think that should be happening - everything should be tuned to 10. lol okay I heard this version in The Secret Life of Pets but I SWEAR it's a different audio mix. Anyway rowdy and stuff so good jam.
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Yeti

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Jalmont
8.5
Hive Riot - Sherlock
Spicy beat. I'm a fan. Vocals don't seem to suffer from the same problems 90% of the no white males cat did. Man those were terrible. I like this but I wish it was a bit faster - it's a liiittle slow for me which should surprise nobody. But I think if I was in the mood for a song of this pacing I would be chilling. It could InSpIrE. This would have won the safe space cat except I assume the random male vocals are by a white guy - I think it's not QUITE rowdy enough for this beat-wise but lyrically cat fits. Jalmont has been on a whirlwind of placements this Walrus but he can end on a high note.
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CATEGORY 8: WEIRDEST MUSIC VIDEO

As there is currently a tie for first, this category will decide it. Who sent the weirdest video?

Bonus: there is a new high score for the entire walrus in this cat!
 
Yeti

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KnightsofCydonia
4
This video looks like it was made for, by, and about boys whose dads either walked out on them or drunkenly beat them on the reg. Those who know me well know I don't really like watching violence so the beating scenes are kinda dragging this down. It's not Dank at all and I hesitate to call it Weird above Intentionally Edgy. Oh look this kid is a psycho with a creepy smile at his birthday party ooooh so zany ow the edge! idk. This feels like a metal version of the Bloodhound Gang minus the sex plus the need for an exorcism of your laptop after it.
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Yeti

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RODAN
6
This video is quintessential 90s music video, unfortunately the 80s is the king of the dank vids. The fish eye lens, the out of sync riverdancing interludes, the baggy jeans on women, the rapey undercurrent... it's more Dated than Weird.
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Yeti

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shubaka17
6.2
This video feels like r/thebigbongtheorum met r/surrealmemes. It's Dank but not really Weird in that it has a very consistent and intentional aesthetic - that like profile vs full on face thing that got big within the past decade and Baby's First Photoshop color changing everyone's skin and clothes and crap. I kind of know exactly what I'm watching so while this is a visually unorthodox video it never makes me say "wtf lmao." No bonus points for a good song or this would get higher.
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Yeti

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Da Letter El
7
This is normie af for about half the time when it's just a boy band dancing but then the bald pagan angel glowy dude comes and starts shooting lasers and then a fat black head also starts shooting lasers. I thought "wat da" a couple times so this is k. It'd score higher if it wasn't so normie the rest of the time. The juxtaposition is probably meant to give better shock value to the laser especially the first time it's used but it doesn't serve Weird well enough.
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Granny Pie
7.2
Ew moonspeak. Everyone knows I hate foreigns. This kind of loses points because it's Japan Weird and they try and do weird crap. Is that like a mammy blackface nurse or what is that larger chick dancing supposed to be? I don't really go "wot da f" at anything just "why tho." It's like, weird, but not at all Dank.
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Yeti

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Walrein
7.5
"This video may be inappropriate for some users." oh boy. This was significantly more homoerotic than 99.999999999% of media I consume. I didn't really need to see 10 Twink Abe Lincolns rubbing against each other but I did. Yeah this is weird. Will Walrein actually win a cat? Good q.
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Lord Gaius
7.6
Oh my God it's 8 minutes long. This is like 0% Dank but a whole lot of Weird and Creepy. But I don't really like creepy. I skipped to where the scene was different and got some creepy dude bursting from an embryo sac or some bs and said "wot da f" so this fits Weird at the least.
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LightWolf
7.9
This looks like the third world version of Rebecca Black help she's in a bikini am I watching child porn IS THIS A TRAP LIGHTWOLF IS IT???????? DIRTY COMMIE. There's no real WTF here just "who told this chick it was a good idea to maintain the exact same face the entire video and how much botox did she need to never change her expression." This vid is from LW's spank bank who else suspect it. Nothing but a half-naked hot chick isn't really Weird but the angles and shots chosen and the random faces of her are like "why though" this is like DLE's where it's kinda normie af but a lot of the style choices in how they display swimsuit singer are Weird.
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