You have an issue with Lapras, mate? Lemme tell ya something about me main laddy Lapras, I solo'ed the Elite 4 with that thing. I mean, it has Surf, it has Ice Beam, it has Thunderbolt. Lapras is such a bro that it even learned Waterfall for me. And it wasn't even EV trained.
Shut yo ho mouth about me main laddy Lapras, and you betta stop yoself before you shock yoself.
or nidoking.
or lickitung.
anything but lapras.