Hi, spamming your wall again. Embarking on a late-night marathon of Smog articles from earlier this year and reread the "Reality TV" one, which I did not know was by you. Holy cow, explain yourself because it's hilarious; why did you stop writing like this?
"along with 100 free Zubats" / "the "Pole Dancing Jynx" Incident, which requires absolutely no further elaboration"
I'm sold.