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pictured: the word “warning” with a yellow backdrop and some clouds
SOME OF WHAT YOU MAY READ IN TODAY’S ARTICLE HAS NOT BEENPROOFREAD FOR CLARITY SO DO NOT DRINK THE TAP WATER DESPITE WHAT THE SIGNS IN THE BATHROOM SAY
it has come to my attn that after a concerning number of yrs having our collective chain thoroughly and unapologetically yanked, it turns out that the misleadingly named california icon, “in-n-out burger,” references not what many were previously lead to believe was literally “inside-out burgers,” but rather a service pedaling mayonnaise soaked greasefires to customers by flying them “in and out” of prison-shaped storefronts at breakneck speed
pictured: some random family i guess
we hit the streets of los angeles to see what the denizens of this tried and true (more like “tired of the bullshit, we want the truth!”) home to in-n-out burger had to say on the matter
unfrotunately for you my phone ran out of storage during the interview but this ^ is where the interview would have gone had i captured it. the stock video below is provided for your listening pleasure while we throw some shit at the wall and see what sticks
anyway the joke is that the line is always out to the god damn highway, the mfers are slinging below average burgers across the 405 on a regular basis and nobody’s questioning it. it’s up to us, smogoff’s very own TMZ, to decide when enough is enough. they are either start cooking their meat inside out like the rest of us, or we riot.
which side of history will YOU be on?
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pictured: the word “warning” with a yellow backdrop and some clouds
it has come to my attn that after a concerning number of yrs having our collective chain thoroughly and unapologetically yanked, it turns out that the misleadingly named california icon, “in-n-out burger,” references not what many were previously lead to believe was literally “inside-out burgers,” but rather a service pedaling mayonnaise soaked greasefires to customers by flying them “in and out” of prison-shaped storefronts at breakneck speed
we hit the streets of los angeles to see what the denizens of this tried and true (more like “tired of the bullshit, we want the truth!”) home to in-n-out burger had to say on the matter
unfrotunately for you my phone ran out of storage during the interview but this ^ is where the interview would have gone had i captured it. the stock video below is provided for your listening pleasure while we throw some shit at the wall and see what sticks
anyway the joke is that the line is always out to the god damn highway, the mfers are slinging below average burgers across the 405 on a regular basis and nobody’s questioning it. it’s up to us, smogoff’s very own TMZ, to decide when enough is enough. they are either start cooking their meat inside out like the rest of us, or we riot.
which side of history will YOU be on?
related articles:
@az has ’Karen’ freak-out over girl that records her
@xzern invited to Bob Ross experience… ‘Take That, Haters!!!’
@phoopes would be silly not to box Jake Paul