Dear Kakth, Popolovic, and Class,
You are Squee, Spleen, and Spoon, the Goblin Techies.
As the Goblin Techies, you are a master of defense. Bringing with you your powerful wards, mines, and explosives you are the DotA world's equivalent of a suicide bomber. Due to your low base speed, terrible attack animation, low base damage, and uselessness in the late game you are constantly picked by noobs and end up feeding to the enemy as a result. However, while you may be useless in DotA, this new game that the Carries and the Gankers are playing, you excel quite excellently at.
You will be using your stasis wards to great effect, every 3 nights you may send a pm to blue_light stating 'Night X - Stasis Ward User'. That night, the first person that targets your target will be stunned by your stasis ward, causing their night action to fail.
You also have your ultimate, Remote Mines, one any night that you are not using Stasis Ward, you may send a pm to blue_light stating 'Night X - Remote Mine User'. That night your target will receive one remote mine unbeknown to them at their doorstep. In addition you may also send a pm to blue_light stating 'Day/Night X - Detonate Remote Mines'. At the end of that day or night, all remote mines that you have planted will explode. Anyone who targets a person that has 4 or more remote mines planted on their doorstep that day or night will be killed.
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Each of your votes are counted separately, however you are all affected as a whole when targeted (if one is hit all is hit).
You are allied with The Good, The Feeders, and Tidehunter. You win if The Good, The Feeders, and Tidehunter win.