I feel like this is a game where the managers are just watching us kill each other for amusement! Wake up sheeple! Our real enemies aren't each other! We've all been thrown together and told that we have to kill one another. And we're not even gonna question that? So I'm asking the Math things and weirdly named sharpshooters to not target any of us with loadbearing backs, and instead point it at your true enemies. We need to show UncleSam, Yeti, Da Letter El, Steven Snype, Blazade, and vonFiedler that we will not just accept these circumstances.
How can you trust them? Did you know that UncleSam's name is Edward and Steven Snype's is Andrew? What else are they hiding from us? I have met Yeti and she is not the Abominable Snowman, but only a human woman! Da Letter El? More like Da Liar El, for he lies! If only the adage was true, I'm sure his trousers would be ablaze quite often! What the fuck is a Blazade? I don't know, and I don't trust what I don't know. And perhaps the most heinous of all is the monster who put this "game" together. A game that we sold our fate to when we signed up. vonFiedler is a German mad scientist whose scheme is as dastardly and sexually charged as Dr. Josef Heiter's.
We outnumber them! Now they may have the power to godkill us, but they can't godkill us all can they? No! Cause they need their victor, and some sense of fairness in victory. We can beat them, I know we can. I just hope enough of you realize it as well.