My beauty is admired, the ladies are enthralled
Pokedex said:
A Pokémon that has been admired since the past for its beauty. Many people are charmed by its grace and beauty while running. A Pokémon whose beauty is legendary in China.
You're going home alone, your crest is just too small.
Pokedex said:
The one with the biggest crest is the group leader.
You see their smilin faces, but they ain't laughin with you
See all girls love a puppy, but they hate a Scrafty Doo
Pokedex said:
Growlithe, the Puppy Pokemon
Your generation sucks, the people already know
What's that Hamlet, Ugly, thy name is Unova
A trash pokemon and a rapist clown, and you look worse than both combined
The Magikarp raps were funny, but you're a bad joke all the time
Clearly about Pokemon here, almost everyone has pulled the generation card (Including Nano) and that's fine by me.
Brag about your power creep but that ain't what playas after
You're only high tear cause we're all crying with laughter
Meta humor, I don't love huge amounts of it but it's not quite movepool rhyming.
Original generation represent, gonna bring all the boys in
You think you're spitting acid, but you don't have any poison
Pokedex said:
Each can spit acidic liquid from its mouth.
You use Crunch and Jump Kick, I slap you with my fist and my dick
Fancy yourself a pimp do ya, but you can't even handle a Trick
How do you Dragon Dance holding your pants, that stance has no chance
Of stopping my advance, so go ahead and prance askance
Course you don't act like a rappa, but a Smogon profressa
You pull out your movelists, I pull out my baretta
Certainly about Pokemon here
So you're a Dark hoodie Pokemon who thinks he's got rhythm
Pokedex said:
Scrafty, the Hoodlum Pokemon
Well Jynx just called, she's missing her racism
But I can see why you would want to metagame
Cause in character you are really fucking lame
You say you're gangsta but you're just a poser
Call me Lil Wayne, I'll call you Mike Posner
You ain't no Tookie, Capone, or Moriarty
You look like a kid at a pokemon slumber party
Nigga I slobber, I bark and I cuss
But lookin at us, you're the one from the shortbus
All ties into how Scrafty is supposed to be the "gangsta" Pokemon, but comes across more as a retarded white poser
Some world class fighter, Pokedex says you use a group and gang up
Should have gotten those monkeys typewrighters, would have spiced your beat up
Pokedex said:
Groups of them beat up anything that enter their territory
So go ahead and call Dialga, he's the god of time but I'm faster it's true
You see me in the distance and squint, but next second your tackled I sprint
Pokedex said:
This fleet-footed Pokémon is said to run over 6,200 miles in a single day and night.
You're losing face, literally, like Nic Cage got no dignity
Your only fans love you surreptitiously, You're lucky you even have symmetry
His face molts off and he uses it as a hoodie, amidst other truly mean spirited insults directed at one of the worst Pokemon.
You dug your own hole, you're a bone I'll bury
Cause I'm a dog
Still unchallenged, species legen (WAIT FOR IT) dary
Pokedex said:
Arcanine, the Legendary Pokemon
So lizard it's the time to get your shit and pack
Cause when I cut you off, you ain't gonna grow back
Scrafty is a lizard, some lizards have tails that can grow back after being lost
I understand why you'd want help, picking this fight is an action you'll Rue
You got Moxie that's cool, but take a hint these rhyme are Mint
Oh, sure got me. Two lines that aren't about Pokemon (they reference the beat). I knew I just couldn't contain myself.
Clearly my rap was so poor that some people didn't even listen to it.