Big Everyone is Pokemon Pokemon 7

[Pidge]

Hey everyone, if you like Pokemon battling or were looking for a fun community game to play, why not join EiPP 7? EiPP is a massive and chaotic free-for-all Pokemon battle that plays out over the course of about a week. Many people in the Smogon Circus community are active players. Winning players are awarded $50!

Discord invite link: https://discord.gg/CsexGTnU

 

[Ehmcee]

Link is invalid :(

 

[Pidge]

Link is invalid :(

https://discord.gg/CsexGTnU

Try that, edited in hopefully valid link in OP now

 

[ImaginaryNeon]

Where's the WikiHow article on how not to be a complete fucking idiot?
Asking for a friend, of course.

 

[ImaginaryNeon]

Well, seeing as how

,
I think I should probably send the full version of the loss message I had planned, because fuck it, might as well get some use out of it as opposed to just wasting it. (Yes, there was more than just what I sent the host, with the excess being planned for use in my confessional chat thing when I died.)

Death Message (best viewed on dark mode for increased accuracy)

EiPP NEON-29827281-13:
My Last Words

This was a failure.
I'm making a note here:
DEAD AGAIN.
It's hard to overstate
my disappointment.
EiPP 7
Waited a long time
and got unbanned.
Yet despite how hard I tried,
I still wound up fucking dead.

But there's no sense crying
over every misplay.
I'll just keep on trying,
I can't go out this way.
When all is said and done,
Congrats to those who've won.
Good luck to those who are
still alive.

EiPP NEON-590630-7:
Confessional Addendum:

Dear <<Subject Name Here>>,

I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even those who killed my run,
OHKO'd me,
Or used me as a pawn,
Then told every pawn to aim and FIRE!
As turns passed I planned because
I wasn't going to lose!
Now I guess I'm waiting
for EiPP 9.
Lost despite my planning.
Maybe I'll win next time?
Imaginary's my name.
And I've got shit social game.
So congrats if you are
still alive.

EiPP NEON-590630-8:
Confessional Addendum Addendum:

One last thing:

I'm okay with losing.
Although I'd prefer to stay alive.
Maybe I'll find somebody
to turn to.
Maybe I played well...
THAT WAS A JOKE. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, TF2's great.
I've been teleporting bread.
Look at me still talking
likely look like a fool.
When I look out there,
can't Imagine being you.
I've got Stupid Teams to run.
There's laddering to be done.
Congrats to those who are
still alive.

PS: And believe me I'll be
still alive.
PPS: I'm playing OU and I'm
still alive.
PPPS: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm
still alive.

FINAL THOUGHT:
Next time I know I'll be
still alive.

FINAL THOUGHT PS:
Next EiPP I'll be
still alive.

STILL ALIVE

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