I'm back...

[fanyfan]

I just logged in for the first time in like 2 years and wow a lot has changed. That's probably a good thing. No one probably remembers me and idk how long I'm going to stick around but I just wanted to say hi to everyone

 

[stuart littled.]

wellcom back!!! n_n

 

[TheDraugr]

I dont know you, but I am impressed by how many chicken nuggets you can put in your anus

 

[earl]

What’s up fanyfan glad to see you still have the old likeshop ct

 

[az]

hello fanyfan

maybe you could give us a little rundown of your posting exploits back in the day for the benefit of newer users like myself that might not be familiar with your Posting Legend

like a previously, on fanyfan..

 

[faint]

*a loud alarm plays in the background with various beeping sounds continuously going off in what sounds like a small control room*

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: fany- fanyfan. this is faint, do you read me? it is the year 2018. whatever you do, do NOT join the weeb server. godspeed, child.

 

[Martin]

Hey look it's the real Slim Shady

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

what the fucki was literally browising this user's profile earlier and now they are back. am i god?

 

[phoopes]

what the fucki was literally browising this user's profile earlier and now they are back. am i god?

okay now bring back Fatecrashers

 

[Bice]

with a custom title like that, you're probably right

 

[R8]

i literally discovered your account for the first time 2 days ago

I was reading threads on this website and uh well, it's not easy to forget a custom title like this one

 

[CaffeineBoost]

maybe we'd remember you if you put forty-three chicken nuggets in your anus

see it'd be more impressive because when you could only order boxes of 6, 9, and 20 chicken nuggets from McDonalds, the highest number you couldn't order using these denominations was 43 chicken nuggets. now one can easily get 42 chicken nuggets by ordering four boxes of 9 chicken nuggets and one box of 6, but ordering 43 chicken nuggets would take a lot more effort since the people taking your order would realise there's no way they could give you 43 chicken nuggets and therefore spit in your food (and nobody wants to shove saliva up there rectum).
anyway nowadays you can get chicken nuggets in bags of 4, so now you can make 43 chicken nuggets by ordering four lots of 4 and three lots of 9. highest number you can't order is 11... but nobody's gonna brag about shoving 11 chicken nuggets up their arse now are they?
anyway this small text extensively long note for a joke has gone on way too long. i'm gonna see if i can turn my arse into a projectile popcorn chicken launcher. now THAT'S something to brag about.

 

[Fleeting Memories]

I just logged in for the first time in like 2 years and wow a lot has changed. That's probably a good thing. No one probably remembers me and idk how long I'm going to stick around but I just wanted to say hi to everyone

Hi & welcome back! I do seem to recall your name, not entirely sure why...

maybe it's because of the chicken nuggets

 

[Rugi]

Nice avatar

 

[az]

okay now bring back Fatecrashers

no do v wtf

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

I Will Revive Them All

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

Dark Spirits Of The Forum, Come To Me Now. Bring Back Those Once Thought Lost

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

pictured: tik rising from beyond the grave after the summoning spell interprets the word "all" a bit too literally. i have paid a terrible price for my hubris

 

[Fishy]

Dark Spirits Of The Forum, Come To Me Now. Bring Back Those Once Thought Lost

let THUNDA crackle again

 

[antemortem]

clearly youve set the bar insurmountably high and i eagelry anticipate the posts you’ve spent the last 2 years creating…

 

[Theorymon]

okay now bring back Fatecrashers

Damn I didn't realize Fatecrashers left with such a dark avatar

Maybe Fatecrashers will come back in 2029 and be like "Smogoff I was in jail for a decade, ama"