PEOPLE'S MOD: THE RESULTS (yes, it's over now. thank God)

[BIG ASHLEY]

No, YOU hit "post" too early...

Folks,

I'll keep this brief. The campaigning has tired us all out, and I'm sure the populace want this whole thing over with just as much as I do. The results are as follows:

ASHLEY, BIG (They/Themocrat Party)
33.333%

Boost, Caffeine (Independent)
4.1666%

Datrix, Best (Independent)
4.1666%

Daylight, Deadby (Independent)
8.333%

olivia (Independent)
25%

P, B (Publican Party)
8.333%

Spoilt Ballot/Invalid Candidate
16.666%

I'd like to thank you all for turning out to vote, and to everyone who voted for me. Commiserations to my rivals.

Attached below, please find the full vote breakdown. Those who voted via DM have been left anonymous, as is only fair, just, and democratic. Those who publicly half-voted in the thread have been named, as they're public record anyway.

BREAKDOWN

DM VOTES:
#1: ASHLEY, BIG
#2: olivia
#3: Daylight, Deadby
#4: ASHLEY, BIG
#5: faint [N.B.: INVALID CANDIDATE (former moderator)]
#6: olivia
#7: ASHLEY, BIG
#8: olivia
#9: P, B
#10: ASHLEY, BIG

THREAD VOTES:
CaffeineBoost: Boost, Caffeine
doipy hooves: PENGUGUR [N.B.: INVALID CANDIDATE (lacks smogon account)]
BestDatrix: Datrix, Best
Mechalico: Nobody [spoilt ballot]

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

Especial commiserations to my main rival, BP, whose voterbase utterly collapsed when olivia entered the race. One for the polsci students, that...

 

[CaffeineBoost]

if i wanted to keep the bit up, i would quote this post and start rejecting the result, calling things rigged, telling you to publish who voted for whom etc.

i can't be bothered

yo but isn't it strange that the person we send the votes to though keeps winning though?

 

[BP]

Confucius say man who run behind car get exhausted but man who run font of car get tired

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

yo but isn't it strange that the person we send the votes to though keeps winning though?

lol honest to god i have never once misrepresented the votes (if you doubt that, ig my universal appeal is reflected in the smog awards... bizarre frankly!)

 

[olivia]

Ladies and.. other ladies. As you can see, the monopoly can be broken. Yes we may have lost today, but I view a defeat today as tomorrow's victory. It is with heavy heart that I confess I did not offer enough bribes to curry favour with the populace but next time I will be back with bigger and better empty promises. Most would have predicted a landslide victory for one of the two main parties but it was anything but that!

This is only the beginning. Watch this space.

 

[olivia]

anyway that's enough larping as a politician I'm going back to spreading chaos

 

[faint]

former moderator??? wdym??? where's my badge then huh???

 

[faint]

Ladies and.. other ladies. As you can see, the monopoly can be broken. Yes we may have lost today, but I view a defeat today as tomorrow's victory. It is with heavy heart that I confess I did not offer enough bribes to curry favour with the populace but next time I will be back with bigger and better empty promises. Most would have predicted a landslide victory for one of the two main parties but it was anything but that!

This is only the beginning. Watch this space.

lol this makes it sound like you're gonna become a mod or something.

 

[olivia]

lol this makes it sound like you're gonna become a mod or something.

what do mods even do I just started campaigning because I though gatecrashing something not meant for me is funny

 

[a fairy]

Congratulations to my friend, BIG ASHLEY, on her fair and well-earned victory.

 

[faint]

what do mods even do I just started campaigning because I though gatecrashing something not meant for me is funny

they let you silent edit posts and stuff. that's all i ever used mine for at least.

 

[olivia]

they let you silent edit posts and stuff. that's all i ever used mine for at least.

they can make me mod at their own peril then, expect a lot of people spreading the bellibolt gospel in the near future if they make that mistake

 

[a fairy]

bellibolt is so great.

 

[olivia]

you heard it here folks, bellibolt propaganda coming soon.

 

[Divine Retribution]

anyway that's enough larping as a politician I'm going back to spreading chaos

What exactly do you think politicians do

 

[olivia]

What exactly do you think politicians do

get paid
get laid
gatorade

 

[antemortem]

I'm still not sure who is winning? Extrapolation further for us?

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

I'm still not sure who is winning? Extrapolation further for us?

once again, the election was won by pokekids2

 

[BestDatrix]

This is a democracy you can't win with a 33% vote

 

[Divine Retribution]

This is a democracy you can't win with a 33% vote

Welcome to first past the post voting, baby. We don't do democracy here, we do DEMOCRACY™.

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

if it's good enough for liz truss it's good enough for me

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

well she didn't even get that level of public approval did she. but you know what i mean..

 

[Teh]

congrats big ashley on the big win. hopefully you get even bigger this year

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

thanks for the kind words, teh. i aim to reach maximum bigness this year. i am excited.