Hi, Cannibal! Idk if you can help me but I need a Ditto with perfect zeros on all stats. It's specifically for breeding competitive Pokémon as things like confusion damage, Trick Room and even the rarely used Power Split play a factor for just how important 0iv's are. I know a 6iv Ditto is more important, but since I already have one, having a 0iv Ditto should be my next step.
If you can help me with the Ditto I would greatly appreciate your service, and hopefully I'm able to do my own giveaways with fantastic breeds in the near future. Thank you in advance!
IGN: Mark
Deposited: lv3 Female Lotad(sniped) [FRE] lv2 Female Poochyena(not again) lv1 Male Charmander
Pokémon Wanted: Perfect 0iv Ditto
Message: Cannibal, Thanks
Okay, I was just going to ignore this, but I can't resist replying. It's a character flaw of mine.
Although this does not apply to 99% of the people I've encountered here, it has come up enough that I think it's about time that I address it (because even just once is too many times).
I'm adding a new Commandment:
Thou shalt not be over-zealously self-entitled.
I know this is really crazy to hear coming from a millennial who is constantly accused of being self-entitled, but please humor me for a moment.
Imagine the following scenario.
A neighbor sends out the following e-mail to the whole neighborhood:
Kitten-Giving Neighbor said:
Hey everyone, my cat just had a litter of kittens and I can't keep them! There is a black one and two brown tabbies. All male. Free to a good home. E-mail me back if you're interested in adopting one and we can arrange a time for you to come over and meet them!
Then imagine that someone replies to this with the following e-mail:
Unreasonable Neighbor said:
Hi! I know you said you only have tabbies, but since calicoes are super good hunters and would help me with my mouse problem, I was wondering if you could obtain a female calico to give to me, please? I can head over to your house tomorrow to pick her up. Thanks!
Do you see anything odd about this scenario?
In case you didn't catch it, the second neighbor, despite his politeness and good intentions, is being unreasonable here. The first neighbor clearly implied that he did not have any calico kittens and was giving kittens away under the premise of not being able to keep this particular litter. Yet for some reason, the second neighbor seemed to think that his neighbor was in the business of conjuring specific kittens out of thin air.
I don't know why some people seem to think that I'm a sort of wizard who will magically conjure Pokemon out of thin air just to suit their every need and whim.
I have my available Pokemon listed for a reason. It's because that's what I have available. If I don't have it specifically listed here, that means it's not available here. That means don't ask for it here. It's a simple concept.
The purpose of this thread is to give away Pokemon that I have.
I made this thread because I enjoy helping people out and wanted to contribute to the community more. The feeling of knowing that I made someone's day by giving them a sought-after Pokemon is the best feeling ever to me.
While I can understand people having suggestions about what they want to see here, please realize that it is up to me and me alone whether or not I will aquire such a Pokemon and give it out here. I am under no obligation to go out of my way to fulfill obscure requests that are beyond what I have readily available.
I am only one person. I have other responsibilities in real-life and within the Pokemon community. I can't always make everyone happy all the time.
