the chiefs have a top 5 offense in history
broncos are sneakily p good and might make the wildcard game. no more though
raiders decided to tank despite paying a bowlcutted oaf one hundred million dollars. billionaires should be illegal
chargers are good and lowkey can go shot for shot with the chiefs. shame they're 1.5 back and'll hit the wild card game
patriots doing it again somehow. realizing that spreading and isolating >>>
my beloved nyj. we're going to lose a bunch more but! im encouraged by darnold. he's throwing a lot of picks which is good. too many quarterbacks going 31/36 for 189 yards 1 td and the team scores 13 points. sammy trying to force the issue which he'll get better at. receivers will improve too. too much running though
dolphins going to be cursed by their start to the season. mirage that prevents them from actively targeting a high draft spot
bills really did their whole team in via racism. they're maybe the most racist team, and maybe the worst. their struggles are going to pleasing to watch
pittsburg really out here. if they come back and let leveon play wr theyll be good - there was a period when their offense went drive for drive with KC. big ben deteriorating about a rapid pace though, only a little longer he'll be able to sling it out there
ravens should start jackson, they need the variance for any title equity
bengals are solidly above average. not high-varience enough to beat the elite teams. milwaukee bucks chasing the 8 seed in the aughts. no giannis coming to save em though
browns intriguing. defense legitimately good, and the offense might actually be worth something next year. unsure about baker getting it down field in isolation - if he can do that there's super bowl potential for the length of his contract
texans are an example of why neglecting an offensive line kills the team. watson's ribcage is a box of broken pencils. if he has time to throw this team would be for real for real but theyre not so it's eight and eight
if the jags signed kapernick theyd be a title contender
titans should commit to going on every fourth down. who gives a shit
excited to watch the 30 for 30 on andrew luck, a generational talent that could have been, when he's using his giantvoice in congress. hopefully on the right side
washington slurs. glad they exist as a counterpoint to the hero eagles
eagles are good as shit and will win the division. weird rolls in the early part of the season but the division is fake. theyll be back, strats + roster talent both top quintile
cowboys trading for amari cooper. good decoy for when they run 45 times a game with zeke "elite" eliot (running backs dont mean anything) and heave one once per quarter.
giants should put lauletta in. if he's good they have him under cost control for years and if he's bad u tank for herbert. rn you're throwing a season away without any knowledge gained
rams insane. the madden offense both in effectiveness and ideology.
seattle is ?. wilson still keeping the team afloat but there's not enough around him. eightneight defined
im a rosen fan and the cardinals are doing him dirty. a comically rough year
49ers signed tom savage
vikings a little weird. kirk cousins is a freak but they throw the ball enough to win. theyll be fine, could win a sb, prolly will be upset in the wc game
name a packer other than aaron rodgers?
lions looking fine but they got waxed by the jets. mathew stafford yards are cotton candy
bears had the perfect formula but drafted an oaf at qb. shame mahomes wasnt the - oh wait
saints have known the game for years and they're well suited to do it again. the whole organization seems to be a marketing program for an mlm scheme, so supporting them is ethically questionable
panthers run far too often. if they correct the run-pass balance and go 11 hurryup on every possession they could win a super bowl. they wont so playoffs are questionable
falcons lol. broken by tom brady. shattered. hillary clinton football team - should have it all but is visibly not right
bucs official team of golden corral. i dont know if this is a fact or not, but it seems true. jameis winston has a habit of turning the ball over in comical ways. three stooges ass football player
these takes are all true
