PRESENTING TEAM: USA CENTRAL
Huntofthelion: Pretty awkward, doesn't know what to do with himself. Also has a massive crush on the team co-captain. The one whose name isn't Lonelyness
Gerber_Baby: Kind of doesn't give a fuck, but deep down we all know that he does.
xtrashine: He's a smug asshole, but at times he can be good. But at other times he can sink your fucking yacht. Let's just hope that the good Uncle Xob shows up.
imperfectluck: We don't know what the fuck is wrong with him.
fatty: STEVE HOLT
CloudStrifeAC: He likes older women, but doesn't know to do with them. Unnatural attachment to his mother. Spent 11 months in the womb. A dope in the dopiest sense of the word.
Pidge: An asshole in the purest sense of the word, but at times manages to shine through as an okay parent. Adopts Korean boys.
HSA: A poor parent? Possibly. Bad marriage choice? Most definitely. But at the end of the day, a good person to know. Believes in causes. Which causes? She's not exactly sure...
SUBSTITUTES
TheSpartan: Annyeong. Annyeong. Annyeong. Annyeong. Annyeong.
Smith: Sells religious tapes out of prison, occasionally engages in tweaking random fan's nipples. Has a twin brother who Lucille likes to sexy time fun dance party.
LonelyNess / Bad Ass: The guy that's trying to hold this mess together.
beat that negros