Dear Lyn,
You are Zaphod Beeblebrox.
“If there’s anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.”
You are the two-headed former President of the Galaxy and captain of the Heart of Gold in Douglas Adams’ The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. A complete narcissist, you are the seven-time winner of the “Galaxy’s Worst Fashion Sense” award.
Because you have two heads, you may attack twice per cycle. The second attack, however, has an attack power of 1.
Max HP: 18
Attack: 2 (first attack), 1 (second attack)
You win if you are alive when Carter Kane, Danny Ocean, Dominic Cobb, Linebeck, Ness, and Satoru Iwata are dead.