UncleSam
Leading this village
Cycle 5 - Glory Cometh to the Strong
You all surround Kha Zix and Sona and lynch both of them. Kha Zix had more votes on him, and here are his voters:
This was more than enough to finish off Kha Zix.
Next up is Darius, who died from an absurb amount of damage.
Next, you find Vayne, killed by a similarly crazy amount of damage, even if he resisted a large portion of it.
Finally, you happen upon the body of Rek Sai, slain in spite of all his targets lying dead.
Looking around, you realize that four Chaotic Evils and four True Neutrals lie dead. Surely there must be victors, then?
It turns out, only one. Ezreal has won the game.
And last but not least, there is a hijack:
You all surround Kha Zix and Sona and lynch both of them. Kha Zix had more votes on him, and here are his voters:
Ezreal
Fiora
Kassadin
Rek Sai
Sona
Talon
Vayne
Fiora
Kassadin
Rek Sai
Sona
Talon
Vayne
This was more than enough to finish off Kha Zix.
It seems Pidge was this mysterious entity all along!UncleSam said:Dear Kha Zix,
You are Keyser Soze, from The Usual Suspects.
Guy used to say ‘I don’t believe in God, but I fear him.’ Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.
THE GREATEST TRICK. No one knows you exist. Your targets are told they forgot who they were targeting, any Information roles that target you will be told they were hooked, and your alias will not show up in the daily voting records.
THE DEVIL HIMSELF. You count as 2 for Control and Information role purposes.
Attack: 2
HP: 13
Group: Chaotic Evil
Targets: Barney Stinson, Imperator Furiosa, Robert Ford, Rick Sanchez
‘The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, He's gone.’
Next up is Darius, who died from an absurb amount of damage.
internet has perished.UncleSam said:Dear Darius,
You are Tyler Durden, from Fight Club.
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. Never be complete, stop being perfect. Evolve, and let the chips fall where they may.
I AM FREE IN ALL THE WAYS THAT YOU ARE NOT. If an enemy ever targets you with an Information role, you will appear to be the following:
JUST RUN WITH IT. Being two personalities, your alias will not show up in the daily voting records, and your vote counts for two.UncleSam said:Dear Darius,
You are The Narrator, from Fight Club.
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. This is your life, and it’s ending one minute at a time.
I FOUND FREEDOM. Creating an alter-ego changed you. Now, you’re free, free from the bonds that tie most of the game. If you ever vote in the daily lynch, your alias will not be revealed, and your vote will count double. Additionally, you can never be tracked or watched.
Attack: 5
HP: 21
Group: Chaotic Good
Targets: Tyler Durden, Jack Sparrow, T.E. Lawrence, Han Solo
‘I am Jack’s inflamed sense of rejection.’
Attack: 5
HP: 21
Group: Chaotic Neutral
Targets: Vincent Hanna, Michael Corleone, Anton Chigurh, Frank Costello
‘Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need.’
Next, you find Vayne, killed by a similarly crazy amount of damage, even if he resisted a large portion of it.
Pancake almost made it :(UncleSam said:Dear Vayne,
You are Vincent Hanna, from Heat.
You sift through the detritus, you read the terrain, you search for signs of passing, for the scent of your prey, and then you hunt them down.
THE SURPRISE OF A LIFETIME. Information abilities you’re a part of will hit through Safeguards. Additionally, they will deal 1 True damage.
Attack: 2
HP: 21
Group: Chaotic Good
Targets: Anton Chigurh, Tyler Durden, Neil Mccaulay, Michael Corleone
‘I say what I mean, and I do what I say.’
Finally, you happen upon the body of Rek Sai, slain in spite of all his targets lying dead.
Poor MoodyCloud only needed one more True Neutral dead to win :(UncleSam said:Dear Rek Sai,
You are Max Rockatansky, from Mad Max: Fury Road.
You are a road warrior, lone wanderer, and survivor. You mainly aim to survive, but help the weak to survive if you can - though reluctantly.
BLOOD BAG. You are a universal blood donor, and so you will count for 2 for any group Protection abilities that target others.
SURVIVOR. You gain +50% benefit from shields.
Attack: 3
HP: 17
Group: True Neutral
Targets: Roy Batty, Petyr Baelish, Rick Deckard, Maximus
‘You know, hope is a mistake. If you can't fix what's broken, you'll, uh... you'll go insane. ‘
Looking around, you realize that four Chaotic Evils and four True Neutrals lie dead. Surely there must be victors, then?
It turns out, only one. Ezreal has won the game.
KnightsofCydonia is the first winner of Wayne Bradierest Mafia!UncleSam said:Dear Ezreal,
You are Frank Costello, from The Departed.
Nothing comes easy in this world. Nothing’s cheap. In your business, you get paid by fear.
THE RAT. You secretly collaborate with the FBI, and as such can rig things so that any time an enemy would target you with an Information role, it will fail. Additionally, once every other cycle you can choose to go into hiding, and be immune to all Information roles regardless of who is targeting you.
Attack: 5
HP: 17
Group: Chaotic Evil
Targets: Michael Corleone, V, Tyler Durden, Clyde Shelton
‘A man makes his own way. No one gives it to you. You have to take it.’
And last but not least, there is a hijack:
Results going out now. It is now Cycle 5. Given how few players there are I'm gonna make deadline 21.5 hours from now, or at 7 PM EST on Tuesday, February 21st. I am open to extending by 24 hours but I suspect that some players will submit foolproof plans well before this deadline.Mysterious Hijacker said:Sorry acid, if you aren't dead, maybe we can all get together on the 5th of November and vote for Fiora :<