I'm gonna say things about each Gen 1 sprite I don't like. (Red & Blue)
- Ivysaur is a quadruped.
- I love how Charmeleon and Charizard just keep the same face.
- Squirtle just looks like he's dying inside.
- Blastoise just looks like he came from an inflation fetish site from DeviantArt.
- METAPOD YOU ARENT SUPPOSED TO CURVE LIKE THAT
- Weedle just looks emotionless.
- When I saw Kakuna with scyther blades, I laughed so hard.
- I can barely see Pidgey's eye.
- oh god raticate's mouth is huge
- And I said Weedle was emotionless, you should see Spearow.
- Raichu has Blastoise-syndrome.
- For some reason, I don't like when Sandshrew sits down.
- Nidorina looks like she's ready for sex.
- Clefable just looks like she's about to roast somebody.
- Vulpix has no mouth.
- I don't like the sprite where Ninetales breathes fire.
- Jigglypuff and Wigglytuff just look like serial killers.
- OH GOLBAT WHY
- Vileplume just looks like that clock dude from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 2.
- Parasect looks depressed.
- PSYDUCK DONT SNAP YOUR NECK
- Mankey looks like he's trying to do the YMCA dance.
- Arcanine is dying inside. For just 5 dollars a day, you can end an arcanine's suffering.
- Poliwhirl just looks like, "woah what I'm awake I'm ready to fight"
- Poliwrath looks like he's from one of the villainous teams. I think Team Flare.
- Jesus, Alakazam's gotten younger in the more recent games.
- Machoke looks like he has someone in a headlock.
- Okay, Weedle and Spearow aren't the emotionless ones, Weepinbell is.
- Tentacool has no tentacles. It disturbs me.
- Tentacruel has that 'fine, mom' pose.
- Graveler looks like he's gonna slam you into the ground at any second.
- OH GOD SLOWBRO DONT DO THAT THAT LOOKS WRONG
- Why doesn't one of the Magneton's magnemites have an eye?
- One of Doduo's heads looks like it wants to be cut off.
- Why is Seel bigger than Dewgong?
- Grimer looks like that one kid that always tries to be intimidating on Halloween but never is.
- Gastly is nothing.
- Hypno looks like a drug dealing psychopath.
- Kingler: *breathe in*
- Krabby: boi
- Why is one of the Exeggcute's eggs FREAKING HUGE?
- Why is Cubone so small?
- I don't think tongues are supposed to bend that way, Lickitung.
- What is up with Koffing though?
- Chansey has no spine.
- Tangela is just a big bowl of noodles with, like, a Paras in it.
- Goldeen has that 'fuck you' face on.
- Seaking looks full-on retarded.
- Mr. Mime is the real drug dealing psychopath, not Hypno.
- Scyther looks like he's about to stab somebody in the heart.
- Jynx just looks like Oprah shrugging.
- Electabuzz, Magmar, and Pinsir, why are you guys scratching your heads?
- Porygon looks like Pingu. NOOT NOOT
- Omastar just looks psychotic.
- Kabuto is literally just a rock.
- Snorlax wants you to draw him like one of his French girls.
- Moltres looks like he's flying for the first time ever.
- Dratini looks like a snake.
- Mewtwo has that Shia LaBeouf pose. JUST DO IT!
- Ivysaur is a quadruped.
- I love how Charmeleon and Charizard just keep the same face.
- Squirtle just looks like he's dying inside.
- Blastoise just looks like he came from an inflation fetish site from DeviantArt.
- METAPOD YOU ARENT SUPPOSED TO CURVE LIKE THAT
- Weedle just looks emotionless.
- When I saw Kakuna with scyther blades, I laughed so hard.
- I can barely see Pidgey's eye.
- oh god raticate's mouth is huge
- And I said Weedle was emotionless, you should see Spearow.
- Raichu has Blastoise-syndrome.
- For some reason, I don't like when Sandshrew sits down.
- Nidorina looks like she's ready for sex.
- Clefable just looks like she's about to roast somebody.
- Vulpix has no mouth.
- I don't like the sprite where Ninetales breathes fire.
- Jigglypuff and Wigglytuff just look like serial killers.
- OH GOLBAT WHY
- Vileplume just looks like that clock dude from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 2.
- Parasect looks depressed.
- PSYDUCK DONT SNAP YOUR NECK
- Mankey looks like he's trying to do the YMCA dance.
- Arcanine is dying inside. For just 5 dollars a day, you can end an arcanine's suffering.
- Poliwhirl just looks like, "woah what I'm awake I'm ready to fight"
- Poliwrath looks like he's from one of the villainous teams. I think Team Flare.
- Jesus, Alakazam's gotten younger in the more recent games.
- Machoke looks like he has someone in a headlock.
- Okay, Weedle and Spearow aren't the emotionless ones, Weepinbell is.
- Tentacool has no tentacles. It disturbs me.
- Tentacruel has that 'fine, mom' pose.
- Graveler looks like he's gonna slam you into the ground at any second.
- OH GOD SLOWBRO DONT DO THAT THAT LOOKS WRONG
- Why doesn't one of the Magneton's magnemites have an eye?
- One of Doduo's heads looks like it wants to be cut off.
- Why is Seel bigger than Dewgong?
- Grimer looks like that one kid that always tries to be intimidating on Halloween but never is.
- Gastly is nothing.
- Hypno looks like a drug dealing psychopath.
- Kingler: *breathe in*
- Krabby: boi
- Why is one of the Exeggcute's eggs FREAKING HUGE?
- Why is Cubone so small?
- I don't think tongues are supposed to bend that way, Lickitung.
- What is up with Koffing though?
- Chansey has no spine.
- Tangela is just a big bowl of noodles with, like, a Paras in it.
- Goldeen has that 'fuck you' face on.
- Seaking looks full-on retarded.
- Mr. Mime is the real drug dealing psychopath, not Hypno.
- Scyther looks like he's about to stab somebody in the heart.
- Jynx just looks like Oprah shrugging.
- Electabuzz, Magmar, and Pinsir, why are you guys scratching your heads?
- Porygon looks like Pingu. NOOT NOOT
- Omastar just looks psychotic.
- Kabuto is literally just a rock.
- Snorlax wants you to draw him like one of his French girls.
- Moltres looks like he's flying for the first time ever.
- Dratini looks like a snake.
- Mewtwo has that Shia LaBeouf pose. JUST DO IT!