Magic Mayhem Maiden
formerly CorruptionInTheGovernment
we should post fake news and then get called out by Caffeine J. Boost, so it becomes true news
for example, Circus Maximus is a country
for example, Circus Maximus is a country
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not to be pretentious but yall should really read this… PEOPLE'S MODERATOR ELECTION 2024: CAMPAIGNING STARTS NOW (about time...)
- Thread starter BIG ASHLEY
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and we'll invade it!
Despite the constant negative press cavfefine
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NEWS FROM THE FRONT
No word from BIG ASHLEY has been given yet as rebels press closer into Smogoff land.
BP has been indicted on 2,394 counts of tax fraud.
CaffeineBoost has been charged with corruption by antemortem and their investigative team.
Your best candidate for Smogoff president is the one who is writing this post.
No word from BIG ASHLEY has been given yet as rebels press closer into Smogoff land.
BP has been indicted on 2,394 counts of tax fraud.
CaffeineBoost has been charged with corruption by antemortem and their investigative team.
Your best candidate for Smogoff president is the one who is writing this post.
How many voters did this cause him to gain?
It caused him to gain, by my calculations, approximately 18.2351 voters. A big gain for the Publican Party.
You are fake news.
The corrupt investigation by antemortem, the Congunist Gestapost, they have no jurisdiction in our beautiful subforum. They're a foreign entity with no jurisdiction. None whatsoever. We cannot let them push their Congunist agenda. We cannot.
In the eyes of the laws of Smogoff, I did nothing wrong.
In the eyes of the people, the tremendous people of Smogoff, I did nothing wrong.
This is a fake news outlet using their fake journalism to push their walking wake agenda. It's sad quite frankly. Sad. Dead by Daylight, they're manipulating the news, they're brainwashing the subforum for their sad, pathetic gains. They call him Dead by Daylight because that's what his 2024 campaign will be. Announced at dusk, gone before dawn. Terrible!
Stop. Run like hell. Go cry to your mother. Escape to the beach of the Cong subforum whose ass you're kissing so much. Have a cigar. Send us a "wish you were here" postcard. We don't. Get out of this election with your terrible journalism. Your time is up and it wasn't a long time. Bye bye!
BREAKING NEWS
We come to you with breaking news that we ARE the new news.
The Smogoff National Broadcasting Corporation (SNBC) is proud to present itself as the NEW, UNBIASED NEWS SOURCE (funded by the NBC). Remember, the badgeless represent 90% of Smogoff (source: I made it the fuck up). WE CAN WIN BROTHERS! STAND STRONG!
We come to you with breaking news that we ARE the new news.
The Smogoff National Broadcasting Corporation (SNBC) is proud to present itself as the NEW, UNBIASED NEWS SOURCE (funded by the NBC). Remember, the badgeless represent 90% of Smogoff (source: I made it the fuck up). WE CAN WIN BROTHERS! STAND STRONG!
You are fake news.
The Smogoff Times, run by DBD Media, is doing well and good, and traitors like you will be punished.
Rest assured, your name is on a list.
Sleep well tonight, for tonight may be your last night.
haha wow yeah thats crazy dude sure is a good thing i never do that haha
Magic Mayhem Maiden
formerly CorruptionInTheGovernment
how am I supposed to sleep, there's a new Dragon Ball D. Media!?!? hell yeah
wait I'm supposed to do an official post
As the running mate for BestDatrix, these are my qualifications as a weather forecaster.
Other inquiries will be acknowledged. We hope that through our actions, Smogoff becomes Smogoff.
from the first sentence, I could tell you were imitating trump.
anyways, I will be running for moderator, as soon as I figure out how to do that. I also will be voting for big ashley.
Listen. I might be a literal child. I might have posted some of the worst takes imaginable. I might mainly play just one format. I may also have joined the site about a year ago. I might not have read most of the pages in this thread before posting this. I might be so informal that I didn't initially use capitalization in my campaign speech. And I might have a memory so bad that I forgot where I was going with this. But I will listen to you. I am kind of smart. And I am not afraid to speak my mind, even when It is obvious that I very much should not do so. If you want honesty, then vote for me.
My running mate is Just A Shroom God, someone I barely know and have not consulted on this decision.
I promise to
>crack down on stall
>mainly just that
>add Murkrow to the gen 9 National Dex Ubers viability rankings
>get impeached in a day
(Note, that when I say I will listen to you, this means that I am willing to hear what you have to say. In terms of actually listening to you, I will almost certainly fail at that)
My running mate is Just A Shroom God, someone I barely know and have not consulted on this decision.
I promise to
>crack down on stall
>mainly just that
>add Murkrow to the gen 9 National Dex Ubers viability rankings
>get impeached in a day
(Note, that when I say I will listen to you, this means that I am willing to hear what you have to say. In terms of actually listening to you, I will almost certainly fail at that)
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MY FELLOW PATRATS
I come to you at a time of crisis folks. The subforum has seen candidates drop like flies and pop up like moles. Time's are changing folks and this election is a mess. Okay? It's a mess. Sleepy BP's been put in jail where he belongs, Ashley who for some reason can organise this election while voting, has not organised this election. DBD and whoever that other kid is have popped up claiming they're gonna run but they'll be announcing their resignation within days...
Folks... the only consistent thing about this election is me. I am the only candidate you can have faith in. I am. I am the only candidate you can trust... the only candidate you can vote for. It's true folks, it's true. As a result folks, I am calling for an end to this election. I am calling for it to stop. We all know that I'm the only choice, we all know that if you keep this up longer nothing will change. We all know that I'm going to win so let's win already.
I am calling for BIG ASHLEY to step down from her PM campaign and start the election within a week. I am calling for calling an election folks. We're gonna go to the polls within a week and we're gonna get our ballots folks. We're gonna get our ballots and we're gonna tick the box next to Caffeine J. Boost because it might as well be the only box. We're gonna win an election and we're gonna do it now.
If BIG ASHLEY does not start the election within a week, we the people of Smogoff will interpret it as a no contest victory for myself.
If BIG ASHLEY does not step down from her post before starting the election, then we the citizens of Smogoff shall perform a citizen's arrest. We're gonna arrest CROOKED ASHLEY and put her in Trou. We're gonna investigate her DM's folks.
Together people we're gonna make Smog Off again.
I come to you at a time of crisis folks. The subforum has seen candidates drop like flies and pop up like moles. Time's are changing folks and this election is a mess. Okay? It's a mess. Sleepy BP's been put in jail where he belongs, Ashley who for some reason can organise this election while voting, has not organised this election. DBD and whoever that other kid is have popped up claiming they're gonna run but they'll be announcing their resignation within days...
Folks... the only consistent thing about this election is me. I am the only candidate you can have faith in. I am. I am the only candidate you can trust... the only candidate you can vote for. It's true folks, it's true. As a result folks, I am calling for an end to this election. I am calling for it to stop. We all know that I'm the only choice, we all know that if you keep this up longer nothing will change. We all know that I'm going to win so let's win already.
I am calling for BIG ASHLEY to step down from her PM campaign and start the election within a week. I am calling for calling an election folks. We're gonna go to the polls within a week and we're gonna get our ballots folks. We're gonna get our ballots and we're gonna tick the box next to Caffeine J. Boost because it might as well be the only box. We're gonna win an election and we're gonna do it now.
If BIG ASHLEY does not start the election within a week, we the people of Smogoff will interpret it as a no contest victory for myself.
If BIG ASHLEY does not step down from her post before starting the election, then we the citizens of Smogoff shall perform a citizen's arrest. We're gonna arrest CROOKED ASHLEY and put her in Trou. We're gonna investigate her DM's folks.
Together people we're gonna make Smog Off again.
yea sorry vote will be soon. just sorting out some infrastructure
I would rather die fighting the Viet Cong than kneel to you, Caffeine. Your fear-mongering has gone on long enough.
i always knew bernie was a sellout right-winger cuck!!!!!
WE CANNOT VOTE FOR EITHER OF THE CORRUPT, CROOKED MAIN CANDIDATES.
WE MUST VOTE FOR CAFFEINEBOOST. MAKE SMOG OFF AGAIN.
- DBD MEDIA (THE TRUTH)
WE MUST VOTE FOR CAFFEINEBOOST. MAKE SMOG OFF AGAIN.
- DBD MEDIA (THE TRUTH)