What would your dying words be?

[CZ]

"I always new I would not make it out of here alive"

 

[Untelligent]

"Don't eat the red fungus"

 

[TheMantyke]

Being somewhat off topic my ideal death would be eating a stick of dynamite, then being bitten by a snake, the get sat on by Rosey O' Donald and seing which one killed be first. :)

EDIT TO HAWK: DAMNIT! you guessed right


I thought I was the only guy here who knew of niko anesti's shinanigens...

 

[Micky Onimusha]

Ideally, I would be a peaceful enough state of mind to chuckle "Tell everyone else I said something profound" or "Tell everyone I died in a really manly way". However, it's more than likely I'd probably just be screaming profanities at God or the Universe.

 

[Steeler]

depending on the situation

it'd probably be a combo of FUCK, DAMMIT, TELLMYWIFEILOVEHER, and SHIT

oh and 500th post lol

 

[DrCrashMD]

Being somewhat off topic my ideal death would be eating a stick of dynamite, then being bitten by a snake, the get sat on by Rosey O' Donald and seing which one killed be first. :)

GEOWeasel if I'm not mistaken?

But yeah, my dying words would probably be like, saying good-bye to my wife, or family or summat like that.

 

[StarmanXL]

Probably something like:

"It seemed like a good idea at the time."

Or:

"Son of a..."

or:

"So it goes"

or:

"Jeez, what a lame way to go."

or:

"Jeez, I had something really cool to say, but I forgot what it was. Could you get back to me in a minute?"

or, probably the most accurate:

"..."

 

[{fcc}stelth]

Well assuming I know when I'm about to die... something like this.
" That bastard shot me "
or
" Well, atleast I went down better than the guy next to me "

 

[LickThePaint]

Probably
"FUCK! That does hurt!"
or
"Tell your wife... I love her"
or
"Woo, I just got my first award"

 

[Endeby]

Shit guys! the meteor is comming!

 

[Manty]

"So you're sure the parachute's connected, right?"

 

[NESgamer]

I would love to countdown "CONTINUE?? 10,9,8... insert coin" or something, but that would be hard to remember when agonizing... probably would be traumatizing for the people around that care too.

 

[mewzero]

"What the... I'm getting a boner." or "Why do you have a boner? Don't look at me like that you necrophilian bastard!"

 

[ULra]

Shit, my Silver's Battery died.

 

[Selphimist]

My dying words would be...

"I tripped and fell on a knife?! ....that's so lame."

or

"I wish there was a reset button for this..."

or

"Fuck, I still need to breed that Pichu..!!"

or

"That's the guy who shot me for owning his CBGross with a Raichu."

or

"Ok, so when do I know I'm dead?"

or

"Shit, I see pillars of flame at the end of the tunnel..."

 

[Sunday]

Is "Avenge me!" too Cliched?

 

[Dragontamer]

"Actually, it doesn't hurt that bad. I probably can walk it off"

EDIT: I'd love to say that. But what my actual dying words would be:

"Ouch"

 

[ekans dilos]

Et tu, Brute?

 

[Pneuma]

Finally, a good time to stop.

 

[hybrid]

the defeat of hybrid

 

[CactuarJoe]

"Could've been better... I give it 5/10." (dies)

 

[xcfrisco]

"The only way out is through you motherfuckers!"

That's the best that I can come up with, and I'm sure I've heard that phrase somewhere before.

 

[Superkid11]

"It's the end... but the moment has been prepared for."
Then I'd explode and turn into Peter Davison.


Seriously though, it would depend. If I were dying of old age or something peaceful I might say that, or:
"You've/you've all been fantastic... absolutely fantastic... and you know what? So was I." *DIES*
"Death... will be a whole new adventure." *DIES*
"Please, please tell them I said something go-" *DIES* (God it'll suck if my last words are an unfinished sentence.)
"I love you." *DIES*

But if anything else I might say "... CRAP..." *DIES*
Or maybe "KIRA YOU BASTARD!" *DIES*

 

[Calciphoce]

JESUS CHRIST WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU

Then die. Freak them the hell out, then when they turn around, you're dead and they freak out more.

 

[Shigeru]

"God's not going to be happy when He sees me."