NOC Popcorn Mafia 3 Game Thread

[pulsar512b]

GG everyone.

i had a weird dream where you like went crazy today bc of getting shot d1 and had a megalomaniacal like spreading malware plan to destroy all of smogon mafia or something. weird dream.

 

[Thunder~BALLZ]

OH SICK YEAH IT WAS JALMONT I WAS LIKE HMMM WHY ARE PEOPLE JUST ASSUMING JALMONT IS TOWN AFTER SOME MAF HARD TOWNREAD HIM

same

 

[Thunder~BALLZ]

sad i never got the gun tho

same

 

[pulsar512b]

Haha I’m so dumb I thought pulsar was my teammate the entire time until flyhn was shot and I was so confused

gg

was i fr like. so sus you thought i was mafia lmaooo

 

[master oden]

whydon on his way to get kill n1 for 3 games by every scum team like-

 

[pulsar512b]

same

we should make our own popcorn mafia w blackjack hookers and us having the guns

 

[master oden]

we should make our own popcorn mafia w blackjack hookers and us having the guns

let me in too I didnt get to have my fun

 

[pulsar512b]

let me in too I didnt get to have my fun

no bc u fluffshamed me

 

[master oden]

no bc u fluffshamed me

you know what I deserve it

 

[a fairy]

i didnt get to have the gun either

 

[master oden]

i didnt get to have the gun either

you had the gun it just fired in your face

 

[JALMONT]

was i fr like. so sus you thought i was mafia lmaooo

I’m not sure why I originally thought you were my teammate but I continued thinking that because there was a discord name I didn’t recognize in the mafia chat and I assumed it was you because it wasn’t related to anyone on smogon and I didn’t recognize it. But it was actually flyhn LOL

 

[a fairy]

I’m not sure why I originally thought you were my teammate but I continued thinking that because there was a discord name I didn’t recognize in the mafia chat and I assumed it was you because it wasn’t related to anyone on smogon and I didn’t recognize it. But it was actually flyhn LOL

i genuinely had a moment of thinking like, "hm jalmont subbed in i probably should let them know that vistar is flyhn" but then i was like, nah it's in the mafia role pm

 

[a fairy]

sry

 

[pulsar512b]

people need to set their nicknames to forum usernames fr i did that instantly

 

[pulsar512b]

anyway can we see mafchat/gy now

 

[pulsar512b]

i didnt get to have the gun either

you had the gun shot at you at least!!!

 

[JALMONT]

i genuinely had a moment of thinking like, "hm jalmont subbed in i probably should let them know that vistar is flyhn" but then i was like, nah it's in the mafia role pm

No I saw that too I have no idea when or why my mind swapped to pulsar

I was so shocked when flyhn flipped I was like huh??? I was trying to buddy my teammate not semi half bus them. Probably should’ve gone full out bus alas

 

[CaffeineBoost]

folks, they questioned my methods, they had no faith in my methods, they kept telling me "your methods are crazy", they kept saying "this man is scum", but they were wrong, because they did not understand my methods, many such methods were tremendously effective in this game, and I've seen people try these methods in previous games let me tell you, but they couldn't do it like i could do it folks, and I've done it better than all these people in many such games. sad.

 

[master oden]

people need to set their nicknames to forum usernames fr i did that instantly

no

 

[a fairy]

Graveyard https://discord.gg/BUYje7yE

 

[ImaginaryNeon]

If you think about it, it's kind of a good thing that I wasn't in this game because giving me a gun is never a good idea.

Wait, there's no nights...
Well then...
Gigaresponse 2: Longer Than Most Pages Edition

Day 1:

whoever gets shot is psy's child

Monarchy: American Edition

Do people like me

Why do I recognize that pfp from somewhere else...?

Guys, just wanted to tell you guys that I just redchec... *gunshot*

real, true, and adjectivethree

why's everyone so rude these days we used to be able to talk about pmd and chill

Because I don't know shit about Pummeled Mass Dysentery

do you want me to go back to talking about teeaboos which stunlocked celever the first time he heard of it

No.

if you wish i can record myself hopping

We will get the Geoguessr guy on your ass immediately

so true bestie - leftist theory through ihop and magic the gathering time

these words were never meant to be in the same sentence

spammy

So...me?
Wait, would that mean that...

hey uh

Scott here!

when ur british

Couldn't be me.

this threadstate sucks

At least there's content.

vote and veto is fake

Goddammit...
*CinemaSins ding*

people should read signatures. bkc misgendered me in the ss ou video because he didnt read my damn signature.

who in the what now?

thank you but i will continue to think of it as either OJ simpson or orange juice

I will continue thinking of oj as hitlist.png.

don't give me the gun

DON'T GIVE ME THE GUN

Me when...
when...
I can't think of anything...

if we're parliament, psy is the king, then who are the people??

I am the terrorism.

1. Celever
2. Ehmcee
3. Duskfall98
4. realiti
5. HydrogenHydreigon
6. pulsar512b
7. ChadMD
8. Thunder~BALLZ
9. master oden
10. Lady Salamence
11. skippergamez
12. Aura Guardian
13. ZippyDoo200
14. psypsypsypsypsythe
15. Flyhn
16. CaffeineBoost
17. Texas Cloverleaf
18. Whydon
19. Clouds

Oh, but when I go after everyone, the game "doesn't support it" and I'm told to "actually vote someone".
I see how it is...

600 posts is a joke here

smh still not WW day 1

Celever Lady Salamence pulsar512b why did I see all three of you filler a shit load in the past few pages can we talk about thay

Because they can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones solving shit.

But there's no sense crying
over each word they say.
You just keep on scrolling
till the end of the day.
And the thread gets too long.
And some duck has a gun.
For the townsfolk who are
still alive.

you need to fix him

assault him with a wrench ez

me and zippy stole each other's accounts

Nonono, I stole pulsar's account, pulsar stole zippy's account, and zippy is fucking around with Smogon customer service.

Firekitten is that you

YOOOOOOOOOO THE ACCOUNT THEFT LORE CONTINUES

COME BACKKKKKK

real though

are we gonna derail the thread with "ojs being an asshole for trying to make the thread productive" or what

If that were me I'd derail the thread with "ojs on my hitlist"

DAY ONE VOTECOUNT 1.4 - PSY
Aura Guardian (5) - Psypsypsypsypsythe, master oden, Duskfall98, skippergamez, master oden
Duskfall98 (2) - skippergamez, Aura Guardian
Celever (1) - Ehmcee, pulsar512b
realiti (1) - Lady Salamence
Ehmcee (1) - Thunder~BALLZ
master oden (1) - Celever

is this accurate? im sorry i sort of lost focus because i was digesting the thread

Needs more ImaginaryNeon (1) - ImaginaryNeon smh

be grateful that i said letter

...

I can hear oden’s blood temperature rising at this being what pulsar shows up with

Pulsar is just Me 2, so that makes sense.

The votes are purely to give psy, the only person who decides who dies today, an idea of who to shoot

Kill me.

anyway do you all want to hear about peter

peter griffin

Who the fuck is Fhlyn

Fnhyl

someone shoot texas so they can have the gun, i want to see some nominative determinism in action.

Finally we can restore order and give a Texan the gun.
Unless that fucker's name is a lie.

Can yall please accept me

Nah.

Fuck off

real

i have a red check on ls actually

HARDCLAIM SHOOT HER NOW PSY

REAL

the bots are back in town

everyone press the F1 button on your keyboard

pls don’t do this

pls do this

new ct

AH FUCK NAH

ok but for real

we can redcheck LS by shooting her

Bullets are a great rolecop!

wow you're old

(derogatory)

Man we really all just ignored Smogon TOS when signing up huh

There's a TOS?

thats a boo i was excited to play with you!

Mario Maker reference (real)

Haven't figured which one yet

based

Smelly post someone ask me more about this later

It's later.

32 pages in 12 hours, the fuck is wrong with you guys

Guess I'll start reading

wow i forgot how scary texas is

As a Texan, can confirm.

good im so glad neon is impacting this game too

STILL ALIVE

Same

Hey, that's my job!

entertain me

EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER

I feel like I became isolated from my friends when they all started playing league and I didnt. Now they all play together and i am alone.

You had friends?

My life is a nightmare

Good for you.

How are my posts this page awful?

Wrong page.

anyway I made a severe lapse in my judgement.

First time?

Solid omgus by oden

oj (derogatory)

read their ISO

No.

Someone give me the gun I cannot take this anymore.

real

I mean give me the gun don't shoot me.

You have to get the bullet to get the gun.

"just looking at the data"

It makes a beautiful line.

also i have a headache so im even meaner than usual. sorry in advance

Okay but what about in color?

Though tbfayne that's drink me.wantimg a friedm and you're taking advantage

Texas man drinks too much beer; forgets he killed a man.

Y’all 30 pages wtf

vote realiti

Mafia is so easy smh

REAL

this is a bad post

this is a bad post

what did I just read

words

as opposed to...?

WW mafia thread, duh.

good at not gamethrowing,

couldn't be me

but yeah that's a cool day it's been 100s like every day this summer

Wait since when was psy in Texas?

One more note before I go, this game's first cycle is already longer than all of Popcorn 2. Again. What the fuck guys

(Yes I'm making this joke a third time, fuck you.)

irl mafia in arizona when????

I'd like to actually be able to join a mafia game, thank you very much.

lemonade out of lemons

You're supposed to use lemons for arson. We've been over this.

what if we played amogus

Dammit, I'm gonna have to redownload it...

turbo?

Isn't that what you get in most Mario Karts after drifting for a certain amount of time?

im shocked at some of the people missing this dl. texas, oj, caff all not here? at least tommy and celever i could understand because timezones

It was 10:25 PM in Texas when you posted this.

the amount of scum players who will be like "great shot!" when their mafia teammate gets shot in the time between the shot and the flip is insane

You: Nice shot!
You: Nice shot!
You: Nice shot!
Chat disabled for 3 seconds

Zippy I have no meta on and am pretty indifferent on. Unironically my impression of him is a troll because of his tone and because he tried to get imaginaryneon unbanned for this game so I didn't think much about any of his posts.

I wasn't even expecting him to try and do that lol.
But thank god I don't have to worry too much about having my sheet up to date because, as of this response thing, I'm 16 pages behind.

psy's about to idle the gun and die if votes dont shift

The effects of prolonged exposure to the gun (such as suicidal thoughts or actions) are not a part of this test.

Stfu

No.

Day 2:

why does pulsar break the tie for aura to go if theyre partners

Vehicular manslaughter with a long vehicle stereotypically colored yellow.

you are against science. despicable.

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something something Aperture Science something something you monster

i go to this exam, i pass the damn exam, and nobody's posted

In my defense, I was catching up on the like 30 or so pages since I was last on.

JALMONT is subbing in for ZippyDoo200.

Once again, why is this funny to me?

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Yo Jalmont isn't going after the entirety of New Mexico, I think he's scum.

teeaboo teeaboo teeaboo
Celever is now stunlocked for the remainder of today

anyway didn’t address the real q and iirc you would have reacted smth like 10 am ur time still if ur British

Not a true combo, only the first one connected.

Assuming Zippy asked to leave lol

I think he prefers to stay inside.
At least y'all found someone else
to help you.
Maybe I'll be next...
THAT WAS A JOKE. FAT CHANCE.

i definitely feel like vnv and this zippy are not the same

this zippy is jalmont

i want people to give some thoughts on these wagons because theres something thats kinda bothering me here

They most certainly exist.

Found a new one :P

Who has more pfp changes?
Zippy since the first game he was in (I forgot which one) or Ehmcee in this singular game?

pocketing is a scum agreeing with a member of town in such a way to get that member of town to believe they're for sure town

No pocketing is a thing you do as Medic in TF2.

mc do you know what bussing means

Vehicular manslaughter

its kinda more about like. u havent made any reads post or anything of the sort

Consider the fact that I exist.

I'm kind of scared of texas.

Good
- me, a Texan

this feels lamist

Mist (Japanese: しろいきり White Mist) is a non-damaging Ice-type move introduced in Generation I.

i dont like how caff fails to gain traction. we say we dont like him but we dont vote him

It's called torture.

maybe being called an asshole by psy over and over isnt something i want to engage with

Would you rather I do it?

Can we talk after I finish emceeing I have a rehearsal in a bit

Holy fuck Ehmcee/Hydro scumteam real?

for anyone in the audience who didn't catch it caffeine just slipped he knows celever is town lmao

Celever enjoy the remainder of this 15 phase game!

oh god this post is gonna be gargantuan

by gamethrowing for your team?

holy fuck he just like me fr

can you IMAGINE this

this is actually a reference to me because I said so

you're the sacrifice

Now, as said by everyone else playing tag in 4th grade as they push me towards whoever's "it",
SACRIFICE!
SACRIFICE!
SACRIFICE!

WE NEED A THOUSAND PAGES GET ON IT

WE SHOULD WRITE A BEAUTIFUL POEM

I GAZE OFF INTO THE BOUNDLESS SK-*dies*

It's been ten+years since anyone used the actual solution (modkill inactives until they stop being inactive)

Didn't we just have a game where that happened?

come to think of it, oj's been pissed off at me before as town

oj's been pissed off at the concept of me as any role

i should not have to scroll through m24, mc, echmee, ehmcee and more variants i don't know of just to know when people are talking about me

minecraft
sqrt(e)
etc.

ls was gone long before i showed up. i logged onto irc one time as ls and a bunch of old heads (for late 2010) were like, oh shit ls is alive again? and when i told them who i was they were like, yeah dont use ls, that is a different person

I know from one of the last alts I made for sm64js' discord server that something similar has happened to at least one person who has been wrongly assumed to be an alt of me on the site (I had made like a shitton of alts on sm64js). I wonder what happened to that guy...
But I'll never know,
will I?

every wagon is viable. youre still a viable wagon realiti

The Neon wagon is real!

tbf it was prob too agressive of me too to respond like that but i don't think i need to defend a bit of frustration at just a "lol" response. cc to the inactives

lol

Can we stop turning the game that's supposed to be my side gig to Big Brother into a big fuck off 100 page epic? Thanks

No.
I say that as someone with absolutely no control on the matter.

Because deep down Psy, I do.

I care for you, and I care for everyone here (except 5 of you).

I don't want you to die because that'd be bad, but most importantly I don't want you to throw because your name's not CaffeineBoost so you shouldn't be acting like him.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO SAY SOMETHING AND NO ONE DID

something

ty cause im sorry but I hate her

LIAR

Day 3:

w/e, 4's a more fun number.

Shoot: Ehmcee

Bro at least use the random name picker wheel thing

Day 4 (I guess):

CaffeineBoost shoots Ehmcee.

Ehmcee reveals to be…

Vanilla Town! Caffeine dies and Ehmcee is the new Gunbearer.

Cycle 4 begins now, same deadline as Cycle 3 (5PM PST/8PM EST Sept 24)

Maybe this won't take 12 years after all.

And this folks is why we don't hipfire

No it makes the game go quicker which means that my suffering ends earlier so really we need to hipfire more.
(In other words send help)

Gimmie a moment to gather the data here. More flips is my time to shine

Isn't that my job?

One of them's probably dumb town

Hi, hello, that's me.

Flyhn will be tinfoil shot in the lategame however I feel like the content they’ve posted is super good optics not so good solving, not because they’re walls but because they’re recap-oriented alongside mid analysis

So me but instead of a spreadsheet it's random iso shit

Oh he's drunk, thats the 2nd time a drunk person has scumread me

What did you do to anger the Demoman mains?

GG

Don't give me hope.

skippergamez, please do the following:

- start with 6 totodile
- if mafia, add 4
- if mafia, subtract 11
- if town, multiply by 2
- if town, divide by 3
- if town, add the number of people that have the first name skipper in sweden according to this database
- if mafia, subtract the number of letters in your username
- if town, add the factorial of the number of letters in my username
- if mafia, add the pokedex number of phanpy
- if town, subtract the pokedex number of electrike

what is your ending count?

I'm too illiterate for this
Wait shit no it would just be 6 for me. gg ez shake my hand

can you explain this in more detail

*less

psy is dead????

Correct!
So, did you see the murderer?

you didn't even vote yesterday

you didn't even vote yesterday

you didn't even vote yesterday

peter said no, its alright we'll be great as friends im sure :)

Remember kids, if I'm depressed, it's because you aren't, too!

P sure my cood

Real

420 Totodiles

nullslip real

did you intentionally put me on two lists

Ah hell nah bro has two hitlists.

the thread is dead and i dont like that

(Insert random quote about us not being so different after all or something idk)

Hey I heard Duskfall98 is a power player, do you want to stealth him?

His alias is [REDACTED]

Instructions unclear, +2 0 Atk Kingambit Sucker Punch vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Type: Null: 204-241 (61.6 - 72.8%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

Don't vote flood

Vote Flood

Note: I know of a completely unbiased targeting method for if I theoretically got gun (even though that's impossible.
It's called gambling.

Selfish answer, I would shoot oj becaus

Based

YOU CAN ONLY VOTE FOR

Celever
Tommy
Realiti
Clouds
Flood

have fun!

Vote ImaginaryNeon
You can't tell me what to do!

It’s still a very strange response

Now get it to a very Hale's Own response.

makes your plan of shooting inactives (or subbing them or modkilling them *cough* Nuxl *cough*)

MMM MMPH!

vote lightning testicles

Accurate.

tone

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24h shot deadlines y/y

Free me from this pain.

im gonna play league but like bug me if u need me ig

Hop on Rocket League ranked Rumble (I'm hard-stuck in Gold)

being narrated

This is the story of a man named Texas Cloverleaf.]

if I have to actually play the game again because this town is throwing I swear

Okay so it isn't just me.

Whydon -> flood -> hydro -> oj -> texas -> tbz -> ls -> flyhn -> pulsar -> clouds -> tommie -> jalmont -> realiti

GG we win

"We" as in scum?
gg ez

nobody else is pushing

WHY IS NOONE ELSE PUSHING THE CART?!?!

like if we completely rand we have a 93 percent chance to at least hit one more mafia

taking out the towny people and just shooting in nulls is gonna be close to guaranteed mafia, then we go from there

I love gambling.

is that mostly because you don't want to be shit at all

He is going to shit yourself.

Day 7?...I don't even know anymore:

Celever shoots Whydon

Whydon reveals to be…

Vanilla Town! Celever dies and Whydon is the new Gunbearer.

New cycle begins, ends in 48 hours and 13 mins from this post.

For once, I'm actually kinda hoping scum wins.

Day 8:

Whydon shoots Clouds.

Clouds reveals to be…

Mafia Goon! Whydon remains the Gunbearer for another cycle.

Next cycle ends in 48 hours and 22 mins from this post.

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when y'all are saying ate is that a recent meme or is that someone randomly saying appeal to emotion?

duskfall and clouds distanced with eachother pretty good. when I get home I'll inspect their behavior during multiple votes (specifically the caff one) more in depth

wait, there's actual gameplay happening?

kill the mods

Instructions unclear
Shoot: uhhhh I actually can't think of a mod for one of the servers or whatever I'm banned from. Fuck.

case is vibes yes but the vibes feel good, what vote are you referring to?

Can we kill someone already? I want to be done with this.

I'm one of the most +ev town town players I've ever observed on this website

KILL.

I'm bored should I shoot someone random

yes

Ate bad

Food poisoning.

shoot lady salamanca

speed

Day 9:

Whydon shoots Lady Salamence.

Lady Salamence reveals as…

Mafia Goon! Whydon remains the Gunbearer for another cycle.

[/SPOILER]

Next cycle begins and ends in 48 hours and 11 minutes (I think 1PM PST/4 PM EST Sept 28)

This is gonna take like 15 "days", isn't it?

Day 10:

Whydon shoots realiti.

realiti reveals to be

Mafia Goon! Whydon remains the Gunbearer.

DL in 48 hours and 9 minutes (or 3 PM pst sep 28/6 PM est sep 28)

WHAT

patiently waits for Whydon to give me a free win

Real quick, what's the nutritional value of a bullet?

Tbz and flood are immune to my gun

That's not how gun work.

Let’s shoot Tommy

Yeah then he wakes up to being dead and me winning a game.

Shoot the balls

Mac, aim for the balls.

Day 11:

Whydon shoots HydrogenHydreigon

HydrogenHydreigon reveals to be…

Vanilla Town! Whydon dies and HydrogenHydreigon is the new Gunbearer.

New cycle ends in 48 hours and 40 minutes.

Marking start of D11...

fuck it
i think it's tommy/flyhn, if i die to vengeful please shoot tommy, flyhn if your town shoot tommy

shoot flyhn

sorry to everyone who didn't get to talk im impulsive

Thing go fast.

Day 13:

AG steps over to zippy to self-pres a few posts later and then pay takes the shot and that's day 1 down

someone shoot me this is unbearable

Postgame:

i had a weird dream where you like went crazy today bc of getting shot d1 and had a megalomaniacal like spreading malware plan to destroy all of smogon mafia or something. weird dream.

(See my dream where I got banned from a Smorgon that doesn't exist.)

 

[ImaginaryNeon]

oh god that's like 2/3 of the current page

 

[a fairy]

Did not read

 

[ImaginaryNeon]

Did not read

real